I'm a Nut

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I'm a little acorn round
Lying on the cold, cold ground
Everybody steps on me
That is why I'm cracked you see

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Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home
Asked myself out on a date
Picked me up about half past eight

Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself in the very first row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face

I'm a nut, Pepsi Cola came to town
Coca Cola shot him down
Dr. Pepper made him new
Now we all drink Mountaint Dew!!!

Additional verses

I can sing and I can dance
I wear ruffles on my...
sorry, boys, guess again
I wear ruffles on my dress

Grandpa's beard is long & gray,
Growing grayer day by day
Grandma eats it in her sleep
Says it tastes like shredded wheat

Seven up got the flu
Now we all drink Mt. Dew
Mt. Dew went up the mountain
Now we all drink from a fountain.